I got this from my sister, Sandy, and had to share with all my Conservative American Friends. Go Liberty!
The United States Postal Service (USPS) created a stamp with a picture of Barack Obama on it. The USPS noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged Obama, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $11.73 million in congressional spending, a special commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
This little baby tickled Katie and I, dancing to Beyonce's song "Single Ladies." Too cute!