When Dumb Criminals Strike

I first heard about this report from FOX and Friends, but later read the offical report from The Huffington Post.  The first report, I heard was a sheriff called 911 for help.  He had been stranded in his hot tub for 10 hours, yelling for help.  Now, I read this guy wasn't an officer, but a homeless man that was trespassing in a suburban home in the Portland, OR area.  He called 911 because his towels were wet and he needed some dry ones.  He also asked for hot chocolate with marshmallows and a hug.  LOL!  You can't help but feel sorry for the man.  Bless his heart!  But he couldn't sneak out of the hot tub before 10 hours?  To heck with the towels.  Calling 911 would have been the last thing I would do.  Apparently, it was his as well.  LOL! 

"The Oregonian newspaper says arriving officers arrested Eskelsen for investigation of second-degree criminal trespass and improper use of 911."
Source: FOX and Friends News & The Huffington Post reported on September 3, 2010